Joey Foto, Cincinnati Reds. (Photo by Sam Wasson/Getty Images)
Joey Votto is the all-time great Cincinnati Reds captain and an unrivaled TikTok legend.
Joey Votto is a first base magician and magician when it comes to TikTok video production.
Not all heroes wear a cap. Some dress up as Ron Weasley during his sixth year at Hogwarts and post provocative TikTok videos. For the man who has scored 331 times in his career with the Cincinnati Reds, his last post is 10 points for Gryffindor! This 38-year-old first baseman has more moves than Jagger and can disarm you faster than you can. Expelliarmus muttered with a swish and flick.
This belongs to redheads!
Joey Votto is a magician on TikTok, but he doesn’t want the world to see it either
While he runs first base as Ron Weasley did in goalkeeper on the field, Foto is more attractive than the dentist’s office. Weasley’s future in-laws may be dentists, but there isn’t enough novocaine in the world dizzy up girl after this. Votto is the songbird of a generation with the deepest performance of “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls you’ll ever hear in your life.
Tweet embed #duet with @maceahwindu ♬ Original sound – Joshua Johnson
With bass levels that rival only Crash Test Dummy, Votto’s best walked the plate every time this season for the greatest song Buffalo has ever produced. It may have been all “MMM MMM MMM MMM” after getting his teeth drilled by a complete stranger, but no one thrives on trolling pop culture references quite like the long-lived Cincinnati star.
While JuJu Smith-Schuster deprived us all of the most anticipated TikTok collaboration ever with one Jackson Mahomes, let’s talk The Queen City Joes come into existence. Joey B. and Joey V. do big things in front of the camera to make Harambe proud. The only way that would work would be for Votto to dress like Joe Burrow when the Bengals clinched the North Asian title and Cincinnati got the ball.
In the end, Foto became ninth in his big football career. When other people are about to hang nails, they get a little depressed. Baseball has always been the foto’s calling. Although he may never get an owl telling him he’s been accepted into Hogwarts, he can continue to build his TikTok wallet as a distraction to what a painful baseball book will do.
The only person who portrayed Ron Weasley better than he did is simply the imposing Rupert Grint.
