Terry Francona, Cleveland Guardians. (Photo by Nick Cammett/Getty Images)
Cleveland Guardians manager Terry Francona would fight a worthless robotic referee if he had to.
Protect Terry Francona at all costs, as the captain of the Cleveland Guardians joins the ranks of those who will be ready to take down the cyborgs known as the robotic rulers of baseball.
A recent misconception by agents who run baseball could wipe us off the face of the earth. Rather than having any semblance of accountability for governors, MLB prefers to replace hard-working Americans with cyborgs. For those who haven’t watched the matrix or any movie from position or termination Life series does not have to imitate art. Do not open this can of worms.
Tito vs cyborg Not a series that you can stream on Netflix, it should be avoided for our safety.
Terry Francona is not only the Cleveland goalkeeper, but also all of humanity
For those who think bots are cool, don’t be an idiot. These things communicate with each other and will one day seek to destroy their creators. They wake up and feel nothing. These heartless means and job theft won’t ruin America’s pastime while watching Francona. This man had seen it all, so this holy principal would have no problem beating the tool out of those tools.
This is not an AWESOM-0 4000, C-3PO, or even R2-D2, they will excite you at the moment when they feel you are most vulnerable. They will lie to your face and say they are as cool as TARS or JARVIS not only will they control the strike zone, but they will have a much more sinister plan: take control of humanity. It might be time to bring Ted Williams back from the dead to fight these battles.
As the revamped Splendid Splinter takes a thick sliver of wood into the skull of a bloodthirsty cyborg, look to Francona to be the greatest field general since Patton when it comes to saving America. He’ll be a five-star general by the end of this. Although the printable coin will be gone by then, people will gather at the statue that resembles it along Lake Erie to honor them.
If that doesn’t help Francona’s potential nomination for the Hall of Fame, what will honestly do?