Brett Bielima, Illinois Fighting Illini. (Photo by Michael Reeves/Getty Images)
With Week 0 in the books, we’ve seen enough to make some claims about college football.
Even though only 22 college football teams played Saturday games, we’ve seen enough Week 0 action to give you the most honest and truthful facts imaginable.
Why waste your time watching the ranked teams play matches when it will only disappoint you in the end? This is why you should always have takeaways from the other guys in college football. So instead of targeting the bushes after Aviva Stadium ran out of Guinness and Bushmills on Saturday night, let’s get all the bullshit from Week 0.
The truth hurts, but like Shane Falco once said: Pain heals, chicks dig up scars, and glory lasts forever.
College football: 5 ridiculous reactions of week 0
5. Illinois combative Brett Bielima will be this year’s Georgia in defense
Let’s be real. If you look at all 22 teams, as in all 22 teams that participated in Week 0 on Saturday, only one defense was not allowed to go down. This would be the Illinois Fighting Illinois Britt Bielima who carried Wyoming on a pair of field goals in their win over the Cowboys, 38-6. The former Iowa Nose guard plays his defense more meaner than Kip Tyler before he arrives Remember the giants.
As legend Eric Russell once said, you never lose a game when the other team doesn’t score. With blood, sweat, tears, and maybe barbecue sauce dripping down his face, Belima has a stronger defense than a $2 steak at Champaign-Urbana, okay. The massive booster Shad Khan in Illinois must have liked this, as all the defensive Illini superstars will become Jaguars in the future.
Move in, Georgia, as Illinois is here to stay with the biggest defense this side of the Mississippi.
[ad_2]
