Pat McAfee finding out about the Indianapolis Colts collapsing to the Minnesota Vikings is the kind of content the internet was built for.
Regardless of whether this is remembered as The Second Minneapolis Miracle or The Great Indianapolis Collapse, Pat McAfee was in utter disbelief at the outcome, as he tucked away in a broadcast booth in Las Vegas.
While McAfee’s Indianapolis Colts have been too busy driving a 33-point drive to the Minnesota Vikings, this absolute stallion of a man has been calling the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl along with Dave Pasch and GameDay College Co-host Kirk Herbstreit at Allegiant Stadium for ESPN. Oh, the Oregon Beavers thrashed the Florida Gators, as McAfee was locked in for the moment.
We haven’t seen a man so disoriented in Las Vegas since Dr. Stuart Price woke up with a tooth missing.
The fact that Herbstreit tried to tell him the Colts had won is the greatest underrated Troll job ever.
Pat McAfee interacts with the full store which is the Indianapolis Colts
There’s a reason McAfee and Friends suggested training the ponies in the meantime. I didn’t think the constant Indianapolis sled fests could get any worse, but this thing became a hot car that veered off an ocean-side cliff and plummeted to the bottom of the most desperate and deepest abyss Davy Jones could ever have!
It’s hard to say, “How are you?” Keep Your Move” when the only pro football team you care about is actually sadder than your alma mater. At least by keeping Neal Brown for another season, you know what the score will be in Morgantown: a tepid 5-7 from the outdoor couch Waiting to light bonfires for all the drunks to see When country roads don’t take you home…
The worst part is this. McAfee called one helluva game along with Herbstreit and Pasch. It would have been wonky, but this trio brought the energy this mid-level bowl game needed. While Florida continues to look like a pot-bellied crocodile in the Everglades, Oregon State is building something good under Jonathan Smith. When do Beavs win 10 matches? The Colts can only win seven.
This was even more embarrassing than Carson Wentz’s failure to field center North Florida bozos that make up Clalantan. Death, taxes, and the Jacksonville Jaguars’ win over Indianapolis at Duval. It’s inevitable, just like Matt Ryan-Quarterback teams pulling off insurmountable leads when no human could ever have thought remotely possible.
If McAfee doesn’t watch the NFL again tomorrow in greater Indianapolis, I wouldn’t blame him.
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