If only Avatar 2 didn’t take up all the IMAX screens!
I want to go to IMAX, put on 3D glasses, and watch an hour of slow-motion macro footage by panning up Dave Bautista’s head. Really, get in there, every weird cranial wrinkle appears like a sprawling canyon in an Attenborough documentary as the camera climbs up their summits.
– Moloch Meldrum (@SlayerRules_420) December 28, 2022
Forget the peanut gallery – this comment comes from the production department
Dave Bautista’s head looks like a peach pit.
– CM Holbrook (CrackedPickle) December 28, 2022
The real mystery comes out of the knives
It’s a movie that asks, and doesn’t bravely answer, the question, “What’s the deal with Dave Bautista’s head?”
– dansplainer (@JawlessMonk) December 27, 2022
Here is an actual theory about it
Head wrinkles are a pro wrestling thing. The skin over the skull is very thin and bleeds easily, so you’ll be whacking there with hidden razors to make the nips bloody. The wrestler Abdullah Al-Jazzar was so deep that he made a quarter of his body disappear into it as a party trick. pic.twitter.com/xBNATGHqu1
– William 🌹 Kuechenberg (@scriptz4sale) December 27, 2022
I mean…priorities.
Just watched Glass Onion with my mom, and her main takeaway is Dave Bautista’s head
– Rory (@aurora_f) December 26, 2022
And this is a completely different head conversation
I just realized watching Onion Glass that Dave Bautista isn’t actually bald, he just shaves his head. I think I’ll take acting but it’s a little sad. We still have Jason Statham
– Cube Head ✈️🚀🏛️ (A_Hammer_Boy) December 28, 2022
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