Lynn Kevin and Ole Miss Troll Tennessee in the latest Rebels countdown chart for the 2022 season.
We’re 100 days away from Ole Miss soccer, but Lynn Kevin and the rest of the Rebels have found a new and innovative way to use spice to effectively trolling Tennessee.
No one has benefited from a carefully crafted bottle of mustard since Dirty Mike and the Boys. In addition to showcasing the latest Egg Bowl and Magnolia Bowl tournaments, the Ole Miss asserts its dominance over Rocky Top by claiming that the Mustard Bowl is theirs too. There is no place for Dijon or anything of that spicy nonsense in this drawing, just French yellow mustard.
As the old saying goes—or cast in this case—what goes around, comes back, well.
Lynn Kevin, the first miss to create a bottle of mustard for a Tennessee walk
Even if Kevin’s previous tricks in Knoxville would indirectly cost him a third-generation Manning starting quarterback, why when is the war when you can win the fight? Petty is not exactly a virtue, but it is a worthwhile vice. Some people drink, some smoke, some gamble and some hunt Tennessee. Everyone has their own, but there’s no ketchup in Lynn’s bun.
Let’s be real. It is a pity that the Ole Miss and Tennessee do not play each other annually in the Manning Kiffin Mustard Bowl. Omaha Productions will be the ultimate cash cow from this amazing media. While Josh Heupel may not be all about that smoke standing next to Smokey in the Smokey Mountains, Kiffin malfunctioned a water bottle in Neyland and threw his mask after winning.
The man, the legend, the legend may have tossed the first course with a golf ball before the Rebel Volunteers pounded the diamonds, but that’s an incredibly trivial thought. Honestly, the only other SEC coach who’s been close to a random hot dog condiment league is South Carolina’s Shane Beamer starring with mayonnaise because he took a shower.
Only 100 days until we can all lather up a doggie / brat with mustard to watch Ole Miss football.
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