Chicago White Sox captain Tony La Russa confuses both Gen-Z and this old school reference.
All Chicago White Sox coach Tony La Russa wants is to get his players to start hitting again.
La Russa may be a famous captain, but the Septuagint may need a new reference that every Gen-Z can understand. He thinks things will change offensively within the South Sides squad because he believes in the power of the slippery card. If Mookie Wilson can believe in the power of dinosaurs to come out of a slump, then the power of Bubblegum will work all day long, baby!
“It’s a six-month season. I believe in the bubblegum card,” La Rosa said before Sunday’s home game against the Chicago Cubs, a competitor in Crosstown.
Now if we can turn this into an NFT and explain to La Russa what this is, we’re golden.
Chicago White Sox: Tony La Russa believes in the power of bubblegum paper
It may come as a shock to Rosa that the kids don’t play outside anymore. You can’t just put the tablet in a collar and have a good time. Plus, who would take the time to learn how to ride a bike these days? You can absolutely ride one in the Metaverse without getting sunburned or chasing neighborhood dogs. This is a shame because Bubblegum cards are for talking.
But in a world overrun with all these new gadgets and other gadgets and exigencies, this old, dusty analogy isn’t that bad. Don’t lie to the chalk, as in the chalky pink bubblegum, whose flavor is gone in 60 seconds. Perhaps if La Russa could explain it in Nicolas Cage GIF terms, perhaps Gen-Z would relate here. you know what? Let’s put the rabbit back in the box.
Well…so the bubblegum card reference is basically a “don’t say” from that movie where Nick Cage thinks he’s a vampire (I’m a vampire! I’m a vampire!), along with another GIF of the note from that movie where he’s referring to Someone from behind a desk with lung arrows in their mouth. We don’t raise Arizona nor try to steal the Declaration of Independence here! Just a ball.
The bees won’t kill you in baseball, but accumulate K while the boys are on the bat.
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