Cardinals analyst accidentally calls porn star on post-game show (video)

St. Louis Cardinals analyst Al Hrabowski confounded his Runes at Bally Sports Midwest, OK.

During a post-game Bally Sports Midwest game, Hrabowski mixed St. Louis Cardinals analyst Ron Jeremy with… Ron Burgundy?

As the former Cardinal’s former pitcher frantically wipes his track record before Sinclair takes on any man, let’s relive the greatest on-air shuffle in Bally Sports’ short history, shall we?

When St. Louis dropped the final of their road series to the Cincinnati Reds 6-3, Hrabowski and fellow Bally Sports Midwest Alexa Dutt were discussing the Cardinals’ crazy outfit started by bowler Miles Micholas.

He was wearing a cowboy hat, which prompted Dutt to suggest he was dressed as a different character than the imposing Channel 4 news team from Anchorman.

With a cowboy hat the Champ Kind was so proud of, Hrabosky read the teleprompter wrong.

St. Louis Cardinals: Hrabowski confuses Ron Jeremy with Ron Burgundy?

While we should appreciate Hrabosky for trying to tie in with the 2004 cinematic masterpiece, Datt couldn’t keep it together for very long once the adult movie star was accidentally mentioned. Don’t act like you’re not a fan of The Mad Hungarian culture references from the 70s. We can’t wait for the music to start playing when he accepts his next Sports Emmy…

As Brian Fantana once said, they’ve done studies on this topic. When you remind Ron of a mustache that lives on air, “60 percent of the time, it works every time.” Let’s be real. Only a pungent cologne that smells of pure gasoline can make you cry faster than watching this clip from Bally Sports Midwest. As a flight to Toronto approaches, tears run down the faces of Cardinals fans.

Taking the mother of a bitter rival to a seafood dinner is one thing, but not calling her again is another. She may be a saint, but what if she is a sinner? Forever trapped in a glass case of emotion, aren’t we all waiting for our turn to make a wolverine purr? Milk may be a bad choice, but it’s not like the star Cardinals who make the greatest choices either…

you stay neat, San Diego St. Louis, you got an international flight to catch.

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