The offensive linemen of Oklahoma and LSU are among the many student-athletes who have made John Daly a proud husband by striking incredibly massive NIL deals with the Hooters.
Oklahoma and LSU are just a few of the college football programs that had offensive linemen signing NIL deals with Hooters, making John Daly an incredibly proud stepfather on Monday.
A dozen student-athletes actually decided to celebrate good times at Sonny Koufax’s favorite wing restaurant. Whether he’s going to Cole, Dylan, or Meow Jughead, you’d better think Julian and his big dad Jon Stewart will be there too, right after watching the entire kangaroo song for the umpteenth time this week. Like Daly off the tee, he hits differently, just like this NIL deal.
Among the 10 schools where linen workers have become Hooters, let’s hope Georgia Tech’s Wing Green gets the best deal. I’ve never wanted to see a tomatillo fried chicken wing in my entire life. Odds are, you’ll be more difficult than Joe Carter at the Toronto Blue Jays’ Fall 1993 Classic. It was so strong Riverdale Come to life after 25 years.
Let’s hope none of these dozens of college football players end up playing for the Dam Jets!
Georgia Tech Pavilion, Dozens of College Workers Signing Nothing Deals with Hooters
It’s no coincidence that all of these attack airline workers teamed up with Hooters just in time, as chicken wings finally fell back to pre-pandemic prices. Whether you’re playing for a team named after a ferocious cat, a majestic bird, or a horrifying weather pattern, let the big dog eat, son! You get a tray of wings, you get a tray of wings, you get a tray of wings…
It doesn’t matter whether or not these good guys can order a tall Budweiser from their nearest horns, Daly will show them all how to stay off the shirt, like the proud dad he just became. Just don’t tell your mom about this, okay? Well, now let’s go grab some Arnold Palmers to quench your thirst from devouring a whole tray of hot wings. Daly will have John Daly.
Ultimately, that’s what NIL Deals are all about, giving abusive convenience workers from across the country stockpiling rations of meat to help preserve the pound and spice up their palate. Win or lose, you can still go to Hooters after the game with all your 300-pound best friends. No, these are not just your friends, these are your brothers for life! Now go get some wings, fam.
As long as Wing Green gets to cook the tomatillo wing, I can root for that bumblebee for a minute.
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