Nick Saban, Alabama Crimson Tide. (Photo by Jimmy Schwapiro/Getty Images)
The fact that these non-college soccer games aren’t really an annual tradition should make you sick with your stomach and quite frankly, battery-throwing is crazy, okay!
With the clean, old-fashioned, nautical hate of Notre-Dame now so old, let’s mix it up a bit and give college football fans what they want: Games without conferences we should be ashamed that it’s not an annual tradition yet!
No, there will be no backyard brawl or frontier war appearing on this list. Although these two great rivals should be back full time, we already know what they look like. But what we don’t know is the potential awesomeness we’re missing out on with these competitive games that didn’t even exist yet! It’s about making these teams uncomfortable and traveling to places they’re not used to.
For the love of God and God bless Saturday, I hope these non-conference games become a thing!
5 college football games we should be angry about aren’t an annual tradition
5. Alabama vs. Hawaii: “I’m not going to Hawaii, so stop asking!” Plate
Nick Saban may be 70, but he’s not about to go to Hawaii in the middle of the college football season, so stop asking! Well, what if I told you that Crimson Tide has to play the Rainbow Warriors non-conference every year? It might be a great recruiting technique that Alabama could use to entice players to come to Tuscaloosa, but Saban doesn’t 100% have it, okay.
I don’t know who would be misplaced: Saban in Honolulu or Timmy Chang in Birmingham? Either way, the Tua Tagovailoa Bowl would be a hit in both Aloha State and Yellow Hammer State. Not only will people put roast on their pizza, they will put pineapple on their pizza, sometimes even combining both to blow everyone’s minds at once. estate!
If anyone would be pissed off a fall trip to Hawaii, it should be Saban. So McLovin won’t be this. Organ donors, hot hamburgers, and Irish R&B singers damned, Saban will do everything he can to not go to Hawaii. Unfortunately, Tagovailoa and sporting director Greg Byrne had already set the wheels for a guaranteed win without a conference.
Just imagine all the Crimson Tide soccer players getting lei as soon as they get off the plane.
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